Football Utopia

A vision of Football Utopia came to me the other day – and I loved it!

I was watching a football match where the players tackled hard, but fair. It was a match in which the referee’s word was final; no remonstrating in sight; no foul language nor screaming at the referee like a pack of encircling hyenas.

It was a joy to watch professional athletes at the top of their game (the best in the world perhaps); wowing the assembled masses with consideration given only to their performance and the challenge ahead – not the future value of their brand.

The referees and assistants respected the hard challenges for what they where – a fair, just and honest manoeuvre intended to deny their opponents. Fair play to their opponents too. There was no diving (sorry – simulation) or triple somersaults across the hallowed turf. No cinematic death scenes reminiscent of Platoon, or re-enactments of a soldier becoming the sniper’s latest victim. These opponents accepted their physical encounter with the good grace of a fellow professional who ‘knew the score’.

Gashes, eggs on foreheads, bruises by the score (see what I did there?) – and do you know what happened? Nothing. The players got up and carried on. No magic sponges required.

In this football utopia there was no need for punditry debates on whether a player had ‘got away with that one’, nor was there any requirement for discussions on the referee ‘buying that’. Good, honest, old-school football.

But can this utopian version of football ever return? Can we bring back the old school Bremner, Wagstaff, Lineker – or maybe even Jones (too far?)? Will the honesty of football ever return?

It has returned, dear reader; and the vision came from the square box. I give you the Women’s World Cup – and this is football I DON’T want to change. Well done, England – you have made us proud. Moreover, you have given our current bunch of overpaid prima donnas something to aspire to. More of the same please.

Have you enjoyed the Women’s game?  Let everyone know your thoughts in the comments box below.

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Adam Davey July 4, 2015

Couldn’t agree more. Hope they can regroup and win the 3rd/4th place play-off. Unfortunately the future of the men’s game shows no sign of changing given the performance of the U21’s!

Matt Osborne July 4, 2015

Me too! Mock the week last night said that these last two games were like a re-enactment of WW2! A bit harsh – come on England!


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